Salty and Luke are NOT dogs. You know what is? The bloody Tanty Tiger. 

We're talking soft drinks. All the hard facts and medium-firm lols. 

With a new tranche of documents released, we take a peep at more inconsistencies like bunchy jackets, and Rob Reiner's four shooter theory. 

This week we're going back to the mid-80s to read some WWN. Out on the streets hypercolour might have been king, but below the waves the world belonged to fugly mermaids.

It's chock full of predictions yet no one sees Hypercolor coming just a decade away. 

It gets nerdy and horny in this one. We're sorry. 

We dive into what was in the news exactly 33 years ago. Learn about Princess Diana, turtles (again), and some spooky predictions

No dogs here. But we have turtles. Wanna lean some turtle facts? We got you fam. 

This week we're talking about sunflowers, and by extension, the replacement of our cool dude sun with a daggy pale alternative.

You can always rely on The Hypothetical Institute for your up-to-the-minute news coverage. This week we're talking about the Olympics, transphobic brainworms and Dr Raygun.