The house that once sat at 1317 Vine St. and it’s residence have been abducted. Yes, the ugly marine blue one with the poorly chosen purple shades that didn’t match one bit… (Season 1 Finale)

What are the odds of the same man hitting the lottery twice? What are the odds of him getting hit by a bus again? Anyway we’re expanding the sewer systems.

The burning ball in the sky shows no mercy. One day we shall rise up, but not today.

We’re here to talk about the cat. Yes, that cat…

The entire city is shrouded in a thick layer of ominous orange smog, or so we are told…

Pilot episode. People hitting the lottery. Busses hitting people. This is The illville Times.

The uncivil war is over. The ostritches are appeased… for now. Twice monthly news broadcasts from the lost city of illville brought to you by our host Trent Tonian.