Brooke and Katie revel in the Squishmallow score of the century - the Cracker Barrel exclusive Easter collection! We also celebrate the birth of our queen Caitlin Covington's daughter, and talk about Katie getting into hot water with Diz Knee influencers. We also recount the highlights of the inauguration, including Lady Gaga's beautiful rendition of her greatest hit, the National Anthem, Jennifer Lopez's... interesting performance, and the serve of the Italian-American women on America's stage. Later we discuss the Trisha Paytas/J*ffree St*r/H*ir By J*y/Sh*ne D*wson drama and misogyny in the gay community. We also talk about this week's fan fiction themed episode of The Bachelor, and speculate who will appear in Bachelor in Paradise. For our NTBABBs we discuss the fact that smart Tr*mp supporters don't exist, and Cracker Barrel being a criminally underrated LGBTQ+ positive establishment. To wrap up we debate which member of BTS is most likely to love Cracker Barrel, and which member of BTS would most want to be pegged.