You know that moment when you find out your “contact us” form has been quietly dumping listener questions into a black hole for months? No? Well, Pete and Tommy do, and it’s exactly as humbling, awkward, and hilarious as you’d imagine.

In this bonus-but-also-a-bit-of-a-mistake 13th episode of All The Feelings: Adulting, our hosts finally open the floodgates to the backlog of listener questions, comments, and fever-dream confessions you’ve been sending since episode three. What follows is part confessional, part group therapy, and part feverish improv jam session featuring:

• The story of Daisy the dog, who unearths a grease-soaked “treasure” that her humans nearly turn into lunch.
• The ethics of eating from the garbage (or as Tommy calls it, “a betrayal from God Himself”).
• The delicate art of managing your mom’s dating life without auditioning for Law & Order: Elder Crimes.
• Theme park survival strategies when your traveling companions are slower than Splash Mountain in January.
• Anxiety dreams that combine advanced mathematics with rodeo equipment.
• The suspicious prevalence of unopened crockpots in Midwestern garages.
• Why your parents need a “safe word” in case someone clones your voice to scam them for Bitcoin.

This episode is proof that your stories are as weird and wonderful as we’d hoped… and that we should really check our filters more often.

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