Two weeks in a row?! How lucky can you be?!

Maddie and Justin are back to discuss the Capitol Riots, recap the Bachelor (and our distaste for "Queen Victoria"), plus some more of the usual wild tangents. THEN, we are joined by our first guest in a while. HCTB's Ravishing Lady of the Night "Miss Indiana" joins the show to regale us with tales of coitus past, the SHOCKING Armie Hammer DMs (some seriously gross stuff), the art of male self-sabotage, dating apps, and a messy Instagram-fueled breakup!

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