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Remember that viral blue/gold dress that tore friendships apart? Join me as I rage about how we'd rather argue over optical illusions than face reality while tech billionaires laugh all the way to the bank.

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Why it's so fire? While you freaked out over fabric swatches, billionaires bought another yacht. We'd rather battle over blue/gold nonsense than notice our melting planet, crumbling democracy, or the tech overlords monetizing our collective brain rot. We're just lab rats hitting the dopamine button while scrolling past actual apocalypses. The real optical illusion? Thinking any of this matters while Rome burns and Zuckerberg sells tickets to watch.