"YO DAWG, HERSCHEL GOT THE MONSTER AFTER HE BOOFED A JACK MACK INTO GRANDMA'S AND STRAIGHT UP BUTCHED-IN WHEN SOMEONE THREATENED TO OUT HIM AS A CHESTER!"

If you don't understand, you obviously didn't play Jailhouse Jargon with the Jerks, and you're primed to "Dance on the Blacktop"! Spread your cheeks, close your eyes for the delousing powder, strap on your Bobo's, and take a trip upstate as the Jerks discuss everything-prison; from rape, to strategy, to films, to death row.

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