The Jersey Devil is really bad,

It'll do things that make you mad.

Flying around and scaring the people,

Look at the chruch -it's on the steeple.

Over the woods and through the river,

It's got a taste for human liver.

Sh*##ing on your religious creeds,

THE 13th CHILD OF MOTHER LEEDS...

But seriously, it's this really cool cryptid from... well New Jersey, Duh. Then again maybe it's just a really buff deer covered in foliage with a really long neck. You decide.