Ellie breathes heavily into the microphone, Patrick’s pulse quickens. Forty pirates swashbuckle in. Patrick fights them as he adjusts his headphones. Ellie purses her lips and whispers, “Hi I’m Ellie and this is Reverse Sequels” Patrick adds sensually, “Join us in discussing Jewel of the Nile.” And they did discuss it and then they rode off into the sunset. And as for those pirates, well, you’ll see.