My Hijacked American Lie-fe

The Jizz Stain Becomes A Superhero "The Sperminator"!


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The Jizz Stain and I did share a fondness for fucking her in the ass daily. But, we also liked The Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Well, motherfucker it is time to be held accountable for your downright adhorent and inhumane treatment of not only a human being but someone you said you loved on a daily basis. You are officially, we just tallied the votes, The Most Diapicable (I hired Daffy Duck to make the announcement so you have to read it in his voice) Woman in the History of.the Universe). Congrats....(and Daffy spits all over you as he says his "S's". But, please refrain from wanting to slurp it up. It's spit not jizz..)
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My Hijacked American Lie-feBy James Bryson Kambestad