This week’s episode simply cannot be gainsayed, and involves light sabres for one and all. Backing music is provided by the Frinton Cubic Choir, led by the Reverend James Cylindrical. Crashing noises are supplied by Mr Ulock Chaydds in a cameo role. PLEASE NOTE: This week’s show is green. Please wear suitable attire, such as a sturdy green inflatable bowler hat with the word ‘TWING’ on it. No further questions can be accepted at this time.