One kitchen, two completely different atmospheric zones. This week, we’re breaking down the Keto Multiverse—from Alan’s disciplined 30g net carb science to Dyron’s "living my best life at 100g of carbs" lifestyle. Whether you’re checking decimals on a spinach leaf, rolling through the drive-thru for bunless patties, or running from a head of broccoli with the Carnivores, find out which low-carb identity crisis fits you best. Pinkies up, ladies and gentlemen!