Oh, hello? Is that you listener? Sorry, I was just... do you have any pillows? God I would love some pillows right now. And a blanket, a deep, soft, warm blanket. Oh, you're still here, huh? Well, I guess you'll want to know about the show.

In this episode Noah and Brent install a washing machine and Nancy Pelosi installs a light bulb. (Cioffi's hilarious Senators installing light bulb joke goes here. Yawn). Turns out the John Wu classic Face Off has become reality, good news to dove throwers everywhere. Good news to perverts everywhere, if everywhere is Detroit, you're neighbor Jay Thunderbolt has a surprise in his basement. It's a strip club. Lucky You. Good news to Turkmens everywhere, the circus is coming to town!