We review "The King of Fighters", where a young Japanese boy out for revenge trains to become a white man and travel to another dimension for a chance to become the KING OF FIGHTERS™ because... something to do with a floating, pulsating ball of slithering energy snakes? 

Yeah, we're not sure how to process that one, either. 

CONTENT WARNING: mind control, secret lesbians, snake orgies, mid-movie whitewashing, mild language.

Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.

Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.