By Meg Molloy Tuten
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The podcast currently has 34 episodes available.
A storm forces the gang to take refuge in a castle with a rich, sexy family whose members definitely, probably, don’t drink blood.
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Colette hasn’t been herself lately.
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Unfortunately, the Kingmaker is no longer just the VSR's problem.
Content Warnings: Eating/slurping noises (1:59 - 2:13), body horror/gore (4:22 - 5:14), discussion of animal death (31:14 - 31:55)
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Exec. produced by Henry Galley and Ashlee Craft.
Cast in order of appearance:
David Ault - The Historian and Winston Churchill
Jenna Rose - Schultz
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Elizabeth Plant - Maria
Blythe Renay - Colette
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel
Pandora Beatrix - Roxana
Bradley Gareth - Holzmann
Zane Schact - Sir Edward Grey
Jake Parr - C
Aaron Moy - Harlow
Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Austin Lee Matthews
Music Used:
Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek
Murder on the Artlist Express - idokay
The Bacon - Vivek Abishek
The Kingmaker Histories Theme - Professor Shyguy
Succubi - Vivek Abishek
Dragons - Vivek Abishek
Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek
The Door - Vivek Abishek
Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek
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Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.
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Maxim Moretz and his nephew, Dieter, give you tips on how to run a wholesome, ethical, and legitimate family business.
Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)
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Written by Henry Galley
Cast in order of appearance-
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Zuwie Lefou - Dieter
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Eisen explains how to change a tyre, or something to that effect.
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Taqi Nazeer as Eisen.
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Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice.
Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20)
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Written and performed by Addison Peacock.
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Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way.
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Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore.
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The supreme commander of the Valorian army gives you some valuable life advice.
Content Warning: Gunshots (3:35-3:36)
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Written by Henry Galley. With Bradley Gareth as Holzmann.
The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart.
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Trouble comes knocking.
Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots
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Written by Charlie Green
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Maxadrian Burton - Kruger
Bradley Gareth - Holzmann
Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Blythe Renay - Colette
Lucas Martinez - Lando
True Tales Propaganda:
True Tales of the Illuminati is a full-cast audio comedy about conspiracies gone wrong, that follows a crew of hapless illuminati goons as they bounce through history, snatching defeat from the jaws of other, weirder defeats.
In season one, they blew the secret of the pyramids. In season two they failed a fake moon landing so badly they had to actually land on the moon. Now, the award winning team behind this show needs your help to make a third season, where Beck and her team go up against… The Enlightenment!
That’s right, reason IS the font of goodness, and it’s back to the 18th century to deal with the likes of Denis Diderot, Johanne Weishaupt, and Wolfgang Goethe.
Can they match their scintillating wit? Create an objective test of intellectual acumen? Kiss?
You won’t know unless they can raise the money to make it! So head over to truetalesteam.com/crowdfund if you want to support independent, idiotic comedy.
Listen to seasons one and two here!
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