King Charles writes a "very sad personal note" about his rumoured Aussie appearance, and the tabloids are LOVING it.

What's so sad about it? Did he have a wardrobe malfunction? A downstairs accident in khaki pants? Or is it something even more devastating?

Hayden and Lachlan unpack the mystery behind Charles's deeply emotional correspondence, then imagine what really went down.

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(01:36) Headline warmup: Meghan skips funeral because... she's pregnant

(02:36) This week's story: King Charles's "very sad personal note"

(06:00) Did he even watch it? "

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