This one was a little chaotic ya'll! Stephanie is a trooper solo parenting, and Miranda wants to get "ear-scaped", whatever that means! Enjoy!

Lets try this one again! We re-recorded our episode this week and it was probably for the best! We talk about Miranda's seven person Memorial Day birthday party bash, give some thoughts on hosting, tips for surviving summer with small children, and using secret margin to make yourself look a smidge more presentable for those candid shots you'll look back on years from now. Thanks for listening!

Is May the busiest month of the year? Is A Little Princess age appropriate for a five year old? Is bowspring going to give you scoliosis? What ads would Esau do if he had an instagram... Manscaped? All this and more on the Kitchen Phone!

Today we catch up on the past two weeks, which contained a hundred lifetimes. We read some listener comments, talk shaving again, Stephanie's career in doctors office standup, birth order, ADHD, and at the end Miranda gives a list of her top favorite dessert yogurts.

We made it through Easter! We chat about health anxiety, how Stephanie wishes she could get real glasses, and having "secret margin". Our big topic for the episode is Weddings! We tell stories of wedding planning, our most trendy wedding items, and how to ball on a budget as a young couple. Thanks for hanging out with us!

Miranda and Stephanie chat about spring snowstorms, unexpected pastors wives names, and yet another opportunity to fill a basket with little things for our kids. We need to hear from you about shaving cream, keratosis pilaris, and Christ centered Easter celebrations. Comment below or on our instagram!

Miranda and Stephanie talk about their favorite pastime, buying other people's junk they don't want anymore!! But first we talk about spring fashion, boiling down sap, and Miranda has two awful experiences buying ice cream in one week. We give tips on finding good deals at the thrift store, dealing with discontentment, a brief detour to discuss beans, and we end with two truly insane goodwill stories from Miranda.

This week Stephanie and Miranda discuss their emotional support tortilla chips, ice cream toothaches, and then dive off the deep end into all things 2010s.

Miranda and Stephanie chat about Valentine’s Day! We ask if women really want flowers (or if a can of soup would suffice), debate if you can “talk someone out of breaking up” with you, and Miranda really gets into her control issues with kids crafts.

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Chatting full moon drama, wearing our seatbelts, and sleep training. Then Stephanie interviews Miranda, it gets wild.