Sara and Mike hold it down while Sasha’s off pretending the Europa League matters, will his vacation ever end? The Knicks blow a lead that literally no NBA team has ever blown, the Thunder clamp down like they’ve got cheat codes, and Anthony Edwards might be Jimmy Butler with a flip phone. We hit some NFL scraps — Josh Allen’s birthday, Hard Knocks hype, and Belichick’s engagement to someone who thinks MySpace is vintage. Plus: PGA meltdowns, Travis Kelce’s aggressively unshaved back, and heat check bets that may or may not ruin our week.