The lameness of reaction videos is like a cancer and I will explain why.

Not only are they a worthless waste of precious time, but their "creators" are nothing more than lazy untalented leeches that steal other creators' hard work and talent for their own benefit, which is a clear violation of the "Fair Use Doctrine" and it's time that something is done about this.

After I show how lame "creators" and their reaction videos scrape the bottom of the sewage treatment shit tanks , I move into our regular offerings of dissecting idiotic news stories, followed by our BIG THREE! — Asinine Quote of the Week, Why is This Newsworthy & The Self-cleaning Oven!