They (whoever they are) say that love is the universal language.

Sometimes it's the only language. Jessica Stern comes in to talk about a relationship she was in in which she didn't speak Spanish. And he didn't speak English.

How long could that possibly last?

Longer than you could ever imagine.

Before that Tanya Erazo fills in for Benjy. And her and the dog go at it about how men treat woman and if woman are to blame for that.

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