In 1776 John Hancock signed the Declaration of Independence. In 2023 the Lantana Boyz recorded their first episode.

On this our pilot episode we find out we’re a true crime podcast and we will have to coordinate with the Palm Beach County coroner on our missing person case.

We shout out Mr. Moore at John I. Leonard High School as the reason the Lantana Boyz are engineers.

And we salute the captain Udonis Haslem for a legendary career. We’re still in our exploratory phase for Team Udonis and his mayor of Dade County campaign. But we ARE taking on new clients for the Lantana Boyz political consulting firm.

Full disclosure, we DID party in Slovenia a little too hard in 1998 and we’re still trying to determine our son Luka’s paternity.

We also discuss sightings of Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address at a Kroger.

Finally, we acknowledged the elephant in the recording studio and make an announcement regarding our ties to 45, Melania and Barron. Be cool and don’t look for Young David in the Mar-a-Lago party photo galleries wearing his Tommy Bahama and Dickies fit.

Clarence Thomas is the homie. Shout out to our sponsor the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee. (Sorry about the mess we left on our last visit with Ja.)

Tour dates are on our website.Don’t forget to sign up to our newsletter where we will be giving away a couple of pairs of Nike SB Dunk Low Concepts Orange Lobsters.

(Sorry about the dicey audio quality. DDFame had to record on speaker phone in the whip for Gray Man purposes. We will correct that for episode 2.)