The gang, (Jake, Aden, Kyle, and Landon) meets a new character with the alias of "Proxy." He educates us on the Warlocks of Philly, answers our philospohical questions, and sheds light on Irish connections. Things get a little steamy. We discovered the lengths Proxy would go to not have Bacon. *Disclaimer* Landon fell asleep during this episode, so he was not a key contributor. *Disclaimer Part 2* Proxy is not the last remaining ancestor, it is purely used for comedic effect, all rights are reserved to whoeva owns them!