🎙️ This Week on The Abdominal Stretch

The wrestling world chose violence this week — and we’re here to stretch it until it hurts.

From John Cena’s final match and the emotional whiplash that followed, to a week of absolute chaos across RAW, SmackDown, and AEW, nothing is off the table. Legends took their bows, storylines swerved hard left, and the discourse online somehow got even louder than the crowd reactions.

We break down:

• The significance (and fallout) of Cena’s last ride
• What really went down on RAW and why it matters moving forward
• SmackDown twists that flipped the power dynamics overnight
• AEW continuing to embrace beautiful, unhinged chaos
• And the moments that had us yelling “WHO BOOKED THIS?!” (affectionately… mostly)

Plus — Nathan Haskill is BACK, and with him comes the spiciest takes, the loosest morals, and zero respect for your favorite wrestler’s feelings.

If you like your pro wrestling analysis loud, passionate, and slightly unhinged…
Welcome back to The Abdominal Stretch. 💥💪