Chris puts his insomnia to the test. With data, tracking, and an AI-powered plan to finally sleep better.

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• Silo series
• Health Auto Export - JSON+CSV on the App Store
• Amazon.com: Trace Minerals ZeroLyte 
• Amazon.com: 120 Count Magnesium Glycinate Gummies
• Amazon.com: Magnesium L Threonate
• Interesting Bank for sale in Cumby, TX for $249,900
• 201 W Main St, Cumby, TX 75433 | MLS #20608480 | Zillow
• ‘Flintstones’ House Declared ‘Public Nuisance’ By California Town | NBC Nightly News - YouTube
• Bay Area's 'un-ignitable' Flintstone House may stand test of time
• 45 Berryessa Way, Hillsborough, CA 94010 | Zillow
• Take an exclusive look inside California's 'Flintstone House' - YouTube

Music:

• Sleep Is On The Way By: Arthur Yoria

AWS went down, chaos followed. We’ve got the stories, the scars, and the takeaway.

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OpenAI just signed a deal so massive they measure it in power plants, not price tags. We break down the trillion-dollar logic powering the AI gold rush.

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• NEW: Amazon to pay massive price for ‘deceptive’ Prime program - YouTube
• Lawsuit accuses Amazon of 'fake' Prime Day deals | WPRI.com
• OpenAI, Broadcom Forge Multibillion-Dollar Chip-Development Deal - WSJ
• OpenAI and Broadcom sign 10GW deal - YouTube
• amit on X
• We could have a really large negative wealth effect if the AI bubble pops, says Jared Bernstein - YouTube
• We're still early in the AI cycle, says Bernstein's Stacy Rasgon - YouTube
• Travel Back To 1970 With This $8.5 Million Bunker

Music

• Low Life by MOOKY Presented by Hash Power Music and Cannabis Records. 
• Low Life By: MOOKY

A bizarre forest encounter sends Chris spiraling into a new obsession, while Angela cuts to the chase: what’s your theme?


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• Where To Look For Bigfoot In Washington State
• PNW Bigfoot Search - Home
• PNW Bigfoot Search - Meet the Team
• This group was looking for Bigfoot. Now they also look for missing people - YouTube
• Bigfoot/Sasquatch-related Sound Recordings
• 5859 Potter Rd, Bear Lake, MI 49614 | MLS #1931209 | Zillow
• A-a-ron's Song!
• David Lynch’s Hollywood Hills Compound

MUSIC

• Can't Leave You by Vicious Clay

We react to the Apple 17 having a built-in vape, and find out what hardware Ang might be upgrading. Plus, debate the perfect mouse, and bite into punchy peaches.

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• Logitech MX Vertical Ergonomic Wireless Mouse
• Apple Event — September 9 - YouTube
• Apple announces iPhone Air: the thinnest iPhone ever - 9to5Mac
• Apple unveils iPhone 17 Pro and Pro Max: cosmic orange color, unibody design, biggest battery, 8x zoom - 9to5Mac
• Apple unveils iPhone 17: 120 FPS display, A19 chip, upgraded camera - 9to5Mac
• Apple debuts A19 and A19 Pro processors for iPhone 17, iPhone Air, and iPhone 17 Pro | Tom's Hardware
• Apple’s new iPhone Air accessories include a slim MagSafe battery, TechWoven case, and crossbody strap | The Verge
• Apple announces AirPods Pro 3 with ‘world’s best ANC’ and heart rate sensing | The Verge
• Apple Watch Series 11 Announced With Hypertension Detection, Sleep Score, and More - MacRumors
• The Apple Watch Ultra 3 has 42 hours of battery life and satellite connectivity | The Verge
• Start9
• Start9 | Alby Hub
• umbrelOS - An elegant OS for your home server
• Installing Alby Hub on Umbrel
• Humans are being hired to make AI slop look less sloppy
• Your Hometown Bloomington: A statue honors Star Trek's Captain Janeway - YouTube
• Watch: Kentucky nurse saves drunk baby raccoon with CPR - UPI.com

MUSIC

• Selfish by By: Vicious Clay

From Taco Bell bots to doomsday headlines, we laugh at the hype and panic, while probably exaggerating a bit ourselves.

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• Apple Event Announced for September 9: 'Awe Dropping' - MacRumors
• Taco Bell using AI voice to take orders at drive-thru - YouTube
• Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters
• OpenAI details changes for 'sensitive conversations' and parental controls - YouTube
• GPT-5-powered ChatGPT will help users in mental distress, OpenAI says
• Big Tech Laying Off and Doing Less Hiring - Blames AI
• How is artificial intelligence affecting job searches? - YouTube
• Behind the explosive growth and challenges of data centers in the AI era - YouTube
• Guinness World Records turns 70 - and highlights some unclaimed records
• 2321 Pima Ln, Ventura, CA 93001

MUSIC

• Lady Neptune by deathdreams

Modern cars are crammed with sensors, even for things any idiot could figure out. Mine broke, so instead of replacing it, I hacked my car to shut it up.


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• OBDeleven: Car diagnostic tool & OBD2 scanner
• OBDeleven supported vehicles 
• $127 on Amazon for the device OBDeleven 3
• I Rented a Japanese Grandma for a Day - YouTube
• RENT-A-GRANDMA? THE JAPANESE TREND THAT’S MELTING HEARTS - YouTube
• Rental grandma service growing in Japan, can help cook or break up with boyfriends - Japan Today
• "Rental families" on the rise in Japan - YouTube

MUSIC:

• Free Fall By: HusbandWife

Chris pitches his latest pivot to Angela, then puts the Zen browser hype to the test.

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• Minnesota Baking Influencers Are On The Rise - YouTube
• Zen Browser official site
• ZDNet: Why Zen is my new favorite browser
• Kevin the Tech Guy: Zen Browser Review
• Reddit: Zen Browser community
• Blind man can see again, through his tooth - YouTube
• Katie Santry on TikTok, finding rug buried outside her Ohio home | krem.com
• Woman who discovered rug buried in yard says she was getting ready to dig it up when police called - YouTube
• The world's oldest chicken keeps surviving everything life throws at her | CBC Radio

MUSIC:

• River People By: The Fifty Four Plates

Angela’s obscure holiday obsession and how Chris accidentally became the Mayor of Milk Town.

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• National Middle Child Day - National Day Archives
• What Is Middle Child Syndrome — And Is It Possible to Prevent It?
• Sulfur smell in water - I have well & septic 
• What are some ways to remove iron and sulfur from your home’s tap water without using harsh chemicals? - Quora
• Water Filtration – MobileMustHave.com
• 425 Newbury St #218, Boston, MA 02115 
  • El Screenie of the Boston ParKin SPoTt
• Now YOU Can say you DO Live in a Glass House!
• INSIDE a $7,100,000 Modern GLASS HOUSE

MUSIC:

• Poster BY: Cheap Suits

Governments worldwide think your privacy is adorable but outdated. Say hello to mandatory selfies and ID checks, and goodbye to anonymous cat memes.

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• Global Age Verification Laws 2025
• Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet
• Chris Middleton on X: " UK’s Online Safety Act just came into effect, promising a “safer” internet. It’s a lie. This law threatens YOUR privacy, free speech, and democracy and paves the way for a surveilled, censored web. Want to know how bad it gets?
• YouTube rolls out age-estimation tech to identify US teens and apply additional protections
• First Steam, now itch.io has been forced to start delisting adult games
• Grand Theft Auto "Potentially At Risk" Of Being Delisted By Payment Processors
• ZOOM Platform also had payment processor issues, say they "have no plans to remove any titles" | GamingOnLinux
• Suspects accused of dressing up as a bear for insurance fraud case in LA County - YouTube
• Robotic Rabbits A new hope against Everglades' python threat - YouTube
• RECALL: High Noon hard seltzers mislabeled as Celsius energy drinks - YouTube

MUSIC

•  Porkchops Fried by HeyCitizen