TIL: Absurd Short Stories

The Loquacious Lemur and the Radiant Rainbow


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Welcome to another episode of "Absurd Short Stories," where the seemingly impossible becomes the realm of the plausible, one peculiar narrative at a time. Today, we venture into the bizarrely vibrant world of a garrulous primate with an eye for the extraordinary.

Our tale unfolds in a faraway land where the verdant jungles stretch for miles, populated by creatures that toe the line between the unusual and the simply surreal. In this lush habitat resided a particularly verbose lemur named Leo, a creature as loquacious as a long-haul telephone call, and just as tenacious with conversations.
Leo had an odd yet earnest hobby: he was utterly captivated by rainbows. Not your run-of-the-mill spectrum arcs that followed a drizzle but those rare radiant rainbows that dazzled the sky like nature's own kaleidoscope—a stunning display so rare it was usually the stuff of legends.
One morning, after a particularly heavy thunderstorm, Leo found himself animatedly discussing the peculiar qualities of various rainbows with his good friend, a wise old tortoise named Tilly.
“Tilly, did you know that the rare radiant rainbow doesn’t just happen because sunlight hits raindrops like all the others?” Leo asked, his eyes wide with excitement.
Tilly, who was munching on a rather sizable leaf, replied with a slow, thoughtful nod, “Indeed, I’ve heard tales of these rainbows, Leo, but seen one? Never. Why, they say such rainbows can turn lemon juice into ambrosia!”
Inspired by this revelation, Leo decided then and there that he would not only witness one of these mystical sights but capture it and transform it into an exhibit for all creatures of the jungle to enjoy.
Now the thing about chasing rainbows is that it demands patience, perseverance, and, sometimes, pure happenstance. With a satchel of fruit snacks and a magnifying glass, Leo embarked on his colorful quest. Days turned into a week, and still, he found himself with nothing but tales of promise and trails of light. However, Leo was not one to be disheartened, not while a single rainbow stretched across his vivid imagination.
Then, as if nature herself had decided to bless him for his determination, something miraculous happened. Just as the sun began its descent, casting a golden hue over everything, a radiant rainbow arced gracefully across the sky.
Leo gasped, his hands instinctively adjusting the satchel hanging from his shoulder, “It’s so magnificent!” he exclaimed to no one in particular, his voice bouncing through the trees.
He wasted no time in documenting the event, sketching and describing the rainbow's hues with all the exuberance and verbosity he was known for. But more than anything, he drank in the sight, letting its colors etch a place deep within his heart as if he was reading the most riveting novel.
Later, Leo shared his adventure with Tilly, presenting her with his sketches under a grand platter of lemon-ambrosia pie, much to Tilly’s delight. "See, Tilly," Leo began, almost singing his words, "It’s true! The radiant rainbow does turn lemons into something quite extraordinary!"
And so, age-old tales in the jungle grew as vivid as the rainbows Leo so loved, with every creature dreaming of one day catching just a little piece of that radiant magic, inspired by the lemur whose words flowed like the very rainbows he chased.
Join us next time on "Absurd Short Stories" as we continue to journey into tales that defy reason and dance with whimsy. Until then, keep your eyes open for the impossible right in front of you.

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