The Lost Cat Podcast

The Lost Cat Podcast episodes:

• 12.31.2022

  Season 5, Episode 9: Earthquake

  An earthquake rocks the neighbourhood, giving me another lead in the search for my cat.

  
• 12.21.2022

  Season 5, Episode 8: The Ultimate Truth Of The Universe

  In which is revealed the ultimate truth of the universe.

  
• 12.09.2022

  Season 5: Episode 7: Foie Gras

  In which I and my housemates track down a terrible monster attacking people in the local area, mostly by going to the pub.

  
• 12.02.2022

  Season 5: Episode 6: The Crack In The Wall

  In which a good friend buys a fancy new apartment, and then falls through a crack in the wall.

  
• 06.05.2020

  Season 5: Episode 5: The Dunnering Demon

  In which my cat solves a murder in an English Village.

  
• 05.08.2020

  Season 5: Episode 4: Birds

  Birds are amazing!

  
• 04.24.2020

  Season 5: Episode 3: Humans Screaming

  My cat goes to space, and makes a friend.

  
• 04.10.2020

  Season 5: Episode 2: Spinning Around

  A kid I know starts spinning around, and will not stop. I try to help.

  
• 03.28.2020

  Season 5: Episode 1: Rocks In His Pockets

  The further adventures of my lost cat, this time taking him out to a lake in the country, where he encounters a group of partying teens...

  
• 12.14.2018

  Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 10 Pt 2

  The fight takes to the skies in a desperate flight towards safety, in this, the conclusion to The Hollow City. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

  
• 12.14.2018

  Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 10 Pt. 1

  The final battle rages in the flooded depths of the Hollow City. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

  
• 12.07.2018

  Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 9

  Lisica infiltrates The Hollow City as she makes preparations for her ultimate plan. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1  

  
• 11.30.2018

  Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 8

  A desperate fight leads to dark revelations. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

  
• 11.23.2018

  Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 7

  Lisica goes on a secret mission to infiltrate the headquarters of The Fillers. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

  
• 11.16.2018

  Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 6

  In the heart of the vampires' lair, Lisica plays a deadly game. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

  
• 11.09.2018

  Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 5

  Lisica explores The Hollow City, in search of the vampires' lair. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1  

  
• 11.02.2018

  Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 4

  Lisica finally heads down in to the Hollow City. Also: vampires. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

  
• 10.26.2018

  Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 3

  Lisica joins forces with the ghost in a mortal struggle against a new enemy. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

  
• 10.19.2018

  Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 2

  Lisica tracks a child-stealing ghost through the night. This season tells one complete story, so I ask that you start with episode 1: http://thelostcat.libsyn.com/season-4-the-hollow-city-episode-1

  
• 10.12.2018

  Season 4: The Hollow City: Episode 1

  Lisica patrols the city at night with a mask on her face and a blade on her back, but this night will hold all kinds of suprises... This season will tell one continuous story, so I would ask you listen...

  
• 05.19.2018

  Special Episode: The Man Who Walked In To The Sea

  This special episode is not about cats, but about an island, a little girl, an old lady, and the dark things that happen when one of the villagers goes missing...   I hope very much you enjoy this story, and...

  
• 05.05.2018

  Special Episode: The Lost Cat: Pet Detective

  Perhaps, over the course of this podcast, you have wondered from time to time, just exactly what my cat has been doing while it has been lost. Well: here is the answer.

  
• 11.26.2017

  Season 3 Episode 10: I Get Killed

  In the horrifying, bloody conclusion to Season 3, I come face to face with my Mortal Enemy in a final, brutal showdown.

  
• 11.12.2017

  Season 3: Episode 9: Hell

  The definition of hell is anything you can not escape, and I continue the search for my cat. This is a slightly more grotesque episode than normal for The Lost Cat, so I thought I should warn everyone. Don't worry....

  
• 05.21.2017

  Season 3: Episode 8: The Perfectly Ordinary Day

  Absolutely nothing special happens. Nope. Nothing to see here.     NB. My huge thanks to EJ Lee and Chay Collins. You can find their music here: https://dreamboatexpress.bandcamp.com/ And their podcast here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/wiiging-out/id1182822098

  
• 05.07.2017

  Special Episode: The Puppet Ballerina

  A short story about a circus, a princess, and the very strange dancer who was the star of the show. This is not a 'real' episode of The Lost Cat Podcast, but instead a reading of one of my short...

  
• 04.23.2017

  Season 3: Episode 7: Life Is Pain

  Me and a friend attend a funeral while hungover, and then we steal the coffin.

  
• 04.09.2017

  Season 3: Episode 6: Dinosaurs

  No-one deserves to get eaten by dinosaurs.

  
• 03.26.2017

  Season 3: Episode 5: Fireballs

  I encounter dark magic when I investigate a hipster cult that is using cats in their rituals

  
• 03.12.2017

  Season 3: Episode 4: Explosion

  A close friend is caught in the middle of a very strange explosion.

  
• 02.26.2017

  Season 3: Episode 3: Rats

  My search leads me to Old Mary The Butcher, who uses every part. Episode contains a lot of rats.   The Lost Cat is copyright 2017

  
• 02.12.2017

  Season 3: Episode 2: The Stranger On The Street

  My housemates and I attempt to leave the house. The results are mixed   The Lost Cat is copyright 2017

  
• 01.29.2017

  Season 3: Episode 1: The Monster That Ate Me

  A monster eats me.   The Lost Cat is copyright 2017. The podcast is available on iTunes and Stitcher now, so do please rate and review as this helps me enormously. Ta!

  
• 12.04.2016

  Season 2: Episode 6: The End

  In this final episode of Season 2, we all of us meet our fates. If you believe in such things, of course. Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other...

  
• 11.20.2016

  Season 2: Episode 5: Strange Weather

  In this episode there is a momentous meeting between Spiris and The Empty Man, as his plan reaches its conclusion. Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are...

  
• 11.06.2016

  Season 2: Episode 4: Darkness

  In this episode I try to help the masked figure Lisica, while the city crumbles around us. Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode. All the other episodes are standalone, though, so...

  
• 10.23.2016

  Season 2: Episode 3: The Empty Man

  In this episode we follow a trail of cats, and find the city being torn to pieces by someone only known as The Empty Man Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from the first episode....

  
• 10.09.2016

  Season 2: Episode 2: Exotic Gravities

  In this episode, the mystery of the lost cat is finally solved, a mysterious figure is met, and a deeper mystery is revealed. It is a mysterious episode. Season 2 tells one complete story, so it best to listen from...

  
• 09.25.2016

  Season 2: Episode 1: The Lost Cat

  They say 'you don't know what you've got til it's gone'. Well, what happens when it comes back? 'The Lost Cat' is the first episode of season 2 of The Lost Cat Podcast. Season 2 tells one complete story, so...

  
• 11.03.2014

  Season 1: Episode 10: Ghost

  In the final episode of Season 1, a strange knocking on my ceiling leads to me finding a ghost in my house who wants to tell me a story... The music in this episode is 'Lost' and more can be...

  
• 10.20.2014

  Season 1: Episode 9: Wine

  In this episode, the very worst thing that could ever possibly happen, happens. We run out of wine. The music in this episode is 'The Devil Laughed' and more can be found at apclarke.bandcamp.com and soundcloud.com/a-p-clarke. If you have enjoyed this...

  
• 10.06.2014

  Season 1: Episode 8: The Half A Cat

  My friend and I discover half a cat in the street, with a trail of blood leading away. The trail leads to forests, castles, monsters, scientists, the true horror of death, and bunnies. The music in this episode is Bright Was...

  
• 09.22.2014

  Season 1: Episode 7: The Pet Graveyard

  In this episode, rumours of a place where pets go to die lead me down to the train tracks...and much, much further... The music in this episode is 'Cats & Mice' and you can find more at apclarke.bandcamp.com If you...

  
• 09.08.2014

  Season 1: Episode 6: The Curiosity Shop

  In this episode a visit from a mysterious lady leads me to investigate that most dangerous of places: The Curiosity Shop. The music in this episode is Baby's Got A Secret and you can find more at apclarke.bandcamp.com If you have...

  
• 08.25.2014

  Season 1: Episode 5: They're Only Spiders

  In this episode we are invaded by spiders. Spiders. SPIDERS. The music in this episode is 'Clap Your Hands' and more can be found at apclarke.bandcamp.com. If you have enjoyed this episode do please consider sharing The Lost Cat with...

  
• 08.11.2014

  Season 1: Episode 4: The Monster That Lives In Your Shadow

  In this episode, a good friend tells me of a time she woke up still trapped in the weave of sleep and saw a monster sitting on her window sill, singing a song.   The music in this episode was 'By...

  
• 07.28.2014

  Season 1: Episode 3: The Hole Of The Leviathan

  The search for my cat leads me halfway up the High Street, where the writhing tentacles of the Leviathan tower over us all. transcript: https://thelostcatpodcast.tumblr.com/post/184135236497/the-lost-cat-podcast-transcripts-s01-ep03-the

  
• 07.14.2014

  Season 1: Episode 2: The Worry Dolls

  In this episode I am given a set of worry dolls to ease my mind while my cat is lost. They act in a most peculiar manner and lead me to meet a most peculiar woman. Transcript: https://thelostcatpodcast.tumblr.com/post/184135095692/the-lost-cat-podcast-transcripts-s01-ep02-the

  
• 07.01.2014

  Season 1: Episode 1: The House Of Lost Cats

  In this first episode, I put up a lost cat poster and receive a strange email from mysterious benefactors.  Transcript: https://thelostcatpodcast.tumblr.com/post/184134923312/the-lost-cat-podcast-transcripts-s01-ep01-the