Former henchmen Manafort & Stone faced serious time this week while the current henchmen and women of the President's Cabinet got caught up in crimes & scandals of their own.

Rather than a "Good Guy with a Gun," a Coast Guard officer turned out to be a "Horrible Guy with a Shitload of Guns."

Cognitive Dissidents Dr. David Robinson and "The Black Voice of Reason" Tymon Shipp tie it all together, and when you add in a 'Burst of Durst' from Will Durst, it's your weekly dose of newsy infotainment! Get Dosed!