TQ and his band of desperadoes arrive at last upon a desolate moorland to partake in a ‘seasonal gratuitous bloodbath’, and meet the sinister Jacob Reed-Smog and his formidable brood of children... who are given instruction as to the ‘birds and the bees’ by their somewhat anachronistic father... a thunderstorm looms as the grouse shooting begins... will it end well for the BBB or are they in too deep to escape this unholy quagmire?