If a polyamory podcast airs in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it... that would be weird because the forest is where all the witchy poly people hang out. On this episode: The polycule declares a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" for a surprisingly progressive make-believe mouse monarchy. Mx. Dahlia Belle sends an audio question for "Ask the Amateurs," exploring the difficulties of meta-on-meta conflict, and the advanced geometry of double penetration. Finally, in "Monogamy RUOK?" a new online huckster of unending listicles tells you how to get your ex back... from the ocean floor?