Simmo is back after a week off, and honestly, everyone at DRN1 thinks that’s a bit piss poor. We all know he was just trying to cope with the pressure of being as good as last year and, fair play, he pulled it off. Which is better than a week missing pulling himself off.

This week, Simmo is on fire, delivering a Hero of the Week, a Dickhead of the Week, and an absolutely unforgettable deep dive into the marathon masturbator from Japan. Expect the usual blend of hilariously familiar yet completely abnormal takes on the world, because Simmo doesn’t just tell it how it is, he tells it how it should be.