This week on Verbal Warning, Dylan takes a day off and somehow ends up in a full Norman Osborn meltdown while hunting down a McRib like it’s cursed treasure. He also delivers a legendary Joey Diaz–style speech that leaves Josh questioning reality itself.

The boys break down why the EB on the street is sitting lower than Dylan’s patience, take a detour roasting a neo-nazi group, and unleash a Telstra rant so intense it could raise the dead.

Josh talks about heading to a rodeo, both of them hit the shops for costumes, and the lads learn how to crack a whip — with wildly mixed results.

Plus: a spooky Halloween story, Dylan’s estate speeding rant, and a discussion on why Nintendo peak sounds might actually be the soundtrack to the afterlife.

Lock your doors, grab a pumpkin, and buckle in — it’s chaos, comedy, and Halloween mayhem on Verbal Warning.