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The race that startles a nation, The Melbourne Cup; will this year be hosted by Albo's BBQ Bonanza and Abattoir Requisites. Millions of dollars are gambled away this first Tuesday in November, but Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albuquerque will make sure all the kiddies of these degenerate gambling addicts will not go hungry.

All 257 horses running in this years race will be humanely massacred, chain sawed into lumps and gracefully charred on an open gasoline fuelled BBQ. Kiddies that can prove their parents are a disgrace will be force fed equine cuisine and taken away to be raised in detention camps.

Bloody good initiative Albo.

On a lighter note Bevan and Barry are in for a surprise when they dress up in a horse costume for Fashions on the Field and get gelded.