Turner Masters, teenage sex offender, is dead and all of Riverwater is grieving - but no one more so than Turner’s merciless mother, Benina. At a townhall meeting, Benina unveils her plan to close Riverwater Hospital, throw out all the patients, and transform it into Turner’s eternal resting place. Meanwhile Turner’s girlfriend Magrissa and Turner’s best friend, Gronathan, suspect he’s been murdered.

Featuring: 

Catherine Cohen
Steven Markow
Peter Smith 
Joe Castle Baker
Matt Rogers
Michael Wolf
Wes Haney 
Dan Chamberlin 
Mitra Jouhari
Sandy Honig 
Brett Davis
Jo Firestone
Bowen Yang
Alyssa Stonoha
Matt Barats
Carmen Christopher
Joe Cilio 
Sam Taggart
Ruby McCollister
Jaboukie Young-White

Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow 
Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith 

Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio

Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box
Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey
Sound Design by Alex Ramsey
Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone

Art by Sarah Squirm

Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey

1 | “The Memory Hospital”

Turner Masters, teenage sex offender, is dead and all of Riverwater is grieving. But no one is grieving more than Turner’s merciless mother, who plans to replace the local hospital with a Turner-centric shrine while inciting Turner’s fanatical friends to solve his murder. Hilarious and unrelenting, Turner Masters Memory Hospital is a vicious scripted podcast from Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow.

Comedy

Fiction

Comedy Fiction

Magrissa, Gronathan, and Turner return home to a post-apocalyptic Riverwater and endure a violent family reunion. The series ends in space. And in song.

Featuring: Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone Art by Sarah Squirm Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey

PT6 “A Narrative Podcast”

Magrissa and Gronathan find Turner Masters - dead and in some sort of afterlife. The trio enlists the help of an obnoxious, unemployed minimalist to get back to Earth.

Featuring: Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone Art by Sarah Squirm Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey

PT5 “The Last Campus of Trump University”

The Opening Ceremony of the Turner Masters Memory Hospital has arrived! Tarp and Barn do improv for a listless audience. Magrissa and Gronathan uncover a shocking truth. Also, a support group for Turner’s grieving sexual partners console one another.

Featuring: Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone Art by Sarah Squirm Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey

PT4 “With Rapture”

After Magrissa consults Turner’s ex-girlfriend and Gronathan confronts Coach, all signs start to point to the Riverwater Church.

Featuring: Catherine Cohen Steven Markow Peter Smith Joe Castle Baker Matt Rogers Michael Wolf Wes Haney Dan Chamberlin Mitra Jouhari Sandy Honig Brett Davis Jo Firestone Bowen Yang Alyssa Stonoha Matt Barats Carmen Christopher Joe Cilio Sam Taggart Ruby McCollister Jaboukie Young-White Written by Catherine Cohen and Steven Markow Based on Original Characters by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Peter Smith Directed by Catherine Cohen, Steven Markow, and Joe Cilio Tracked, Mixed, and Mastered by Ronnie DiSimone at the Brick Box Music Composed and Performed by Ronnie DiSimone and Alex Ramsey Sound Design by Alex Ramsey Additional Sound Design by Ronnie DiSimone Art by Sarah Squirm Produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey

1 | “The Memory Hospital”

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