We are thinking of launching our own jerk off lotion and calling it Jurgis.  How does this guy at the beginning not notice he is about to walk into a lake of human blood?  Leon is just a strange name for a character that doesn’t seem to fit for Bradley Cooper.  George has a random “The Bangles” pull.  Why does this model kiss Leon so passionately?  Is it possible to turn a kitchen into a dark room for film development?  Why does Leon immediately go to the police and incriminate himself?  Contact us at [email protected], follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison