We have on loyal ESPN viewer Mike Whalen (@mikewhalen108), who graciously guides down the path of the intentionally vanilla and unremarkable history of Mike Greenberg (starting in 1856), and his forced morning show Get Up! Lots of credit to Mike W. on this one

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