In this episode of The Mildly Profane Podcast, we sit down with Tony, a common comet goldfish who just became the first of his species to e-file with the IRS. After his TikTok account (TonyBubbles69) blew up, Tony found himself drowning in brand deals, "self-employment" headaches, and a very cynical accountant named Gary. We’re talking about the grind, the pain, and all the bureaucratic bullshit in between.

In this episode, you’ll hear:

• The Snout Struggle: Why typing a Social Security number with a wet nose is the ultimate 2026 worker's comp claim.
• Fishy Deductions: How to convince a tax professional that aquarium gravel is a legitimate "business flooring" write-off.
• The Snail Situation: Why Tony’s freeloading tank-mate failed to qualify as a dependent.
• Pro-Tips for Pets: Crucial advice on why you should never use TurboTax with damp fins.

Grab a drink (preferably one without a goldfish in it) and tune in to hear how the other half—the half with gills and a lot of f-bombs—lives and pays.