When Karen—suburban goddess and queen of cul-de-sac thirst—finally catches her favorite mailman slipping more than just letters into her box, things heat up fast… until the HOA president shows up with citations and a clipboard full of passive-aggressive energy. Will the threesome ever make it to second base without a noise complaint? Or will HOA bylaws ruin yet another fantasy in khakis? 🛏️ Featuring:

• Steamy mailroom metaphors
• Neighborhood gnome drama
• An erotic use of Section 7B
• And the least sexy "Suburban Intimacy Notice" ever filed