Zaga threw his back out at bowling, Nick hasn’t slept in days, and somehow we still managed to argue for 30 minutes about Halloween candy, why cloaks are itchy, and why you never overstay at a millennial Halloween party.

This week on Adulthood Pending:

• A chaotic Halloween Candy Draft (Snickers vs. Reese’s Pumpkins)

• Zaga’s Ren Faire heat stroke saga + $5 Dasani rant

• Nick calling Zaga a “Lafufu” for trying to buy tattooed bat plushies

• The 10 Commandments of Halloween Parties (Guests vs. Hosts edition)

• Adult Wins & Fails of the Week

If you’ve ever traded Smarties like cigarettes, bartered rocks for strawberries, or argued about Airheads dissolving in your mouth, this one’s for you.

👉 Drop a comment: Whose house are you trick-or-treating at — Team Snickers (Nick) or Team Reese’s Pumpkins (Zaga)?

0:00 – Cold Open (We’re Tired, But We Showed Up Anyway)

13:20 – Nick’s Week From Hell & Irish Heritage Roast

16:00 – Zaga vs. The Ren Faire: $5 Water, Cloaks & Heat Stroke

22:30 – Sciatica, Kids at the Faire & Chicken Tenders for $17

28:00 – Zaga Almost Buys “Bat-ties” Mystery Box (Nick Loses It)

35:00 – WWE Belts, Impulse Spending & “Lafufu” Debate

36:15 – The Great Halloween Candy Draft (Snickers vs. Reese’s Pumpkins)

43:40 – Nerds, Laffy Taffy & Airheads: The Candy War Escalates

49:40 – Trick-or-Treat Trades, Smoking Smarties & Childhood Hustles

55:20 – Bartering Rocks for Strawberries at the Ren Faire

1:00:20 – The Ten Commandments of Halloween Parties (Guests Edition)

1:10:00 – Hosting Commandments: Decorate, Food, Costumes & Bathroom Prep

1:18:00 – Fire Pits, Introvert Corners & Don’t Bring Randoms

1:23:00 – Adult Wins & Fails of the Week (Laundry, Acid Reflux, No Candy Yet)

1:28:00 – Tease: Next Week’s Guest Episode (Spooky Murder Talk)

1:29:00 – Wrap-Up: Stay Spooky & Don’t Be a Cheap Asshole

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