The setting... Johnson's Gem Saloon... next to the tonsilary... across the street from the doctor's office and the marshall's office. It's a story of intrigue and sidewinders. Buckles enters the bar... walks up and orders an Olde Gold, top-shelf whiskey. Women from all around Southfork fein delight when they see Buckles large clasp, encrusted with fancy filigree... sportin' lettering emblazoned with Buckles Branigan and the initials, "BB"... his horse and initials at the bottom. It's heavy and it sits right on his waist. He brandishes his peashooter, only to put it back in its holster. A shot-up barmate makes his entry with the doctor in tow and the piano player plays on from inside the ante-room. Drama unfolds and rears its ugly head when Buckles makes the pronouncement that the drinks are not on him.