"For of ourselves we are crabtrees, that can bring forth no apples." This episode is a reading of "The Misery of All Mankind," a homily on the fallen and sinful nature of humanity by John Harpsfield. The text for this reading is from "The First Book of Homilies: The Church of England's Official Sermons in Modern English," edited by Rev. Dr. Lee Gatiss, published by Church Society/Lost Coin.