This week is the celebration of James's birthday, so Gary "gifted" everybody with the decision of the 100% accurate, seminal Abraham Lincoln biopic where he hunts vampires...and it was sure a choice.

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Was Evil Dead Burn a real heater? Or did it fizzle out for the Monstie Men? All that and James explains the insane branching timeline lore of the Evil Dead franchise.

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The Monstie Men are joined by fellow Geekscapist & bassist for Wheatus Matthew Milligan to talk about the prequel to Lee Cronin's The Mummy, Evil Dead Rise! What happens when you take the cabin out of the initial Cabin in the Woods series? A high-rise full of gnarliness, it turns out.

You can find Matthew on ⁠Instagram ⁠& check him out on the Weird Al-Gorithm Podcast or touring this summer!

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The Monstie Men are joined by horror aficionado & cosplayer Kayla (aka Demonikayla) to talk about 2013's Evil Dead. Is it a sequel? A remake? A reboot? Perhaps it's the original requel. All we know is that maybe it's better than your memory tells you it is.

You can find Kayla on Instagram & check out all her rad horror cosplays

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We have an annual tradition here at the Monster Rally where we cover a shark film for our episode closest to the 4th of July. We also have an unwritten rule that Geekscape's own Matt Kelly can only join s to talk about aquatic-based monster movies, so it was an absolute pleasure to have him back to talk Jaws, the worst Jaws movie we've covered (so far...wait until next year).

You can find Matt on Instagram, and check out his many shows, such as Horror Movie Night, Christian Cringe, Christmas 365, One Hit Thunder, & Weird Al-Gorithm - all on the Geekcape Network, all wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Years ago, Netflix screwed up & labeled The Babadook as an LGBTQ+ film. It was quickly adopted by the Community & had been embraced as a gay icon. It is the perfect film to close out our Pride 2026 duology, and there was nobody that would be a better guest for it than Tony DiNizo. James & Tony are fully off the rails in this one, and don't worry, you aren't going crazy: the cold open is that long.

You can find Tony on Instagram or, more importantly, on Letterboxd.

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There has been queer subtext (or just plain text) in monster/horror stories going back for centuries, and it is only more prevalent since thew advent of cinema (looking directly at you, Dracula's Daughter), so it's high time we celebrate Pride. In this episode, the Monstie Mommies combine their powers for the first time to just absolutely steamroll & bully James, as Gary had the forethought to be "sick" this episode, and they talk all about the Karen Kusama/Diablo Cody sapphic classic Jennifer's Body.

You can (sometimes) find Red on Instagram here, and you can probably find Alessia (even less) here.

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The illustrious Wes Craven presents Dracula 2000 saga concludes here! If you're looking for Dracula to, you know, be present throughout the movie, you'll find this movie lacking. HOWEVER! If you're looking to see Roy Batty fight a priest who knows his kung fu, you could do far worse than Dracula III: Legacy.

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As it turns out, this is the 100th episode of the Monster Rally Podcast (including bonus episodes)! We have done *nothing* to celebrate it.

We're back to Drac, who looks like a low rent Billy Idol, or lower rent Spike, and not, at all, like Gerry Butler in the sequel to Dracula 2000 that you never knew about. If you're hoping for a greater investigation of the lore of Dracula Iscariot, you'll be sorely mistaken, but at least there's an awesome vampire hunting kung fu priest.

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The Monstie Men take a break from the Dracula 2000 Trilogy for a trip to the cinema! there's a new mummy movie out, so you know that they had to rush to the theater to cover it. Plus, they'll be covering Lee Cronin's other Hollywood film this summer, so it was a no brainer. Oh, is this an Evil Dead movie?

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