On Wednesday, former White House communications director and fresh-faced divorcee Anthony Scaramucci, who has been teasing some sort of bizarre internet-based venture titled the Scaramucci Post for weeks, finally revealed what the damn thing is. Unfortunately, we are no closer to understanding what sort of sauce the Mooch is simmering after his explanation than before. In a video posted to Twitter, Scaramucci regaled viewers with a vision of, uh, something, with a huge emphasis on the italics.