Marquis and Shizz kick things off by reading heartfelt (and hilarious) letters to their younger selves—from bad fashion choices to life lessons they wish they knew in their 20s. Then we get serious: the largest data breach in internet history just dropped, exposing billions of passwords. If your login still includes your birthday and your dog’s name, it’s time for an upgrade. Plus, a Black pastor goes viral claiming that supporting Trump has its perks—saying, “I got people asking for my CashApp!” Is it politics, or just a hustle? And in global news, China scraps all tariffs on goods from 53 African nations—a bold move to strengthen ties with the continent as U.S. trade policies shift.