🎤 Story 1 – Is it defamation or just good old-fashioned hip-hop beef? Drake takes Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” to court — suing Universal Music Group for pushing a track he claims is slanderous. 👀 🚨 Story 2 – It’s billionaire vs. wannabe billionaire: Elon Musk throws shade (and campaign cash) at GOP lawmakers supporting Trump’s spending bill. Trump fires back with a deportation threat. Buckle up. 💨 Story 3 – Smell that? That’s the scent of delusion. Trump drops a new high-end fragrance line called "Victory 45-47", retailing at $249. Yes, for real. Because nothing says “presidential” like eau de ego. 🏪 Story 4 – The Congressional Black Caucus is not impressed with Target’s corporate doublespeak. After a "candid" sit-down with the CEO, CBC says talk is cheap — and so is performative allyship. All that, plus side-eyes, sound bites, and Shizz’s spicy takes you don’t wanna miss.