“Sneakflation” is on the menu. Trump insists tariffs are being paid by foreign countries, but economists say American consumers are quietly footing the bill at checkout. Higher prices are slipping into everything from electronics to groceries—without the honesty of a price hike sticker. Just like shrinkflation, but sneakier.

Also Cooking:
Waymo is hitting the streets of New York—testing driverless cars in Manhattan and Brooklyn. Don’t worry, state law says a human still has to sit behind the wheel. Translation: autonomous-ish.

Governor Wes Moore invited Trump to take a stroll through Baltimore. No word yet if the Secret Service is packing extra Old Bay for the trip.

Netflix is rolling out an “Astrology Hub” that recommends shows based on your zodiac sign. Pisces, get ready to cry. Scorpios… you already know your queue is toxic.