Welcome to episode 64 of the world’s greatest university podcast that now has 3 hosts that's combined age equals 69. On today’s epi, we’ll give you the MFers of the week (5:45). After that, we give all the simps of the world our Love Language (15:55) segment so you can find true love despite being walked over more than a welcome mat of a frat house. Then we give you the NAILS of World’s Universally Loved Foods (21:52) which will absolutely make us and every one of you listeners hungry as hell. And as always, we give you our jet black Hair Picks (36:05) and clean off our sins with our Shower Thoughts of the Day (38:31).