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The Most Overdramatic Space Flight in History.
THIS WEEK ON NEEEWWWSSSDDDAADDDDYYYYYY!!!!
🧑🚀 All-Female Space Flight Controversy
Blue Origin launches its first all-female crew, including Katy Perry, but the internet isn’t celebrating—people are calling it performative and a step backwards for feminism.
📱 Zuckerberg Might Be Forced to Sell Instagram
Meta is being sued by the U.S. government in a historic antitrust case that could lead to Instagram and WhatsApp being sold off.
⚖️ AI Lawyer Tries to Argue in Court
A man uses an AI-generated human to represent him in court—until the judge shuts it down live. Can AI actually replace lawyers?
🌉 China’s Insane New Bridge
China is building the highest suspension bridge in the world—twice the height of the Eiffel Tower and drilled into the side of a mountain. It’s nearly finished.
💼 US-China Tariff War Update
The trade war escalates as tariffs bounce back and forth. Markets are rattled, exemptions are confusing, and everyone’s wondering what happens next.
💨 China Tells Lightweight People to Stay Indoors
Chinese media warns people under 50kg (110lbs) to stay inside due to typhoon-level winds and sandstorms sweeping through northern China.
🚿 Trump Signs ‘Make Showers Great Again’ Order
Trump rolls back Obama-era water restrictions, saying it takes him “15 minutes to wet his hair.” Yes, seriously.
📉 Meta Whistleblower Drops Bombshell in Congress
A former Meta exec testifies that Facebook actively worked with China to help suppress content and share user data.
🎶 Dire Wolves Are Back??
Scientists announce they’ve successfully revived the dire wolf species after 10,000 years of extinction.
🚁 Helicopter Crash in NYC
A tourist helicopter crashes into the Hudson River, killing all 6 on board. Authorities investigate what went wrong.
🐘 Elephants React to Earthquake
Footage from the San Diego Zoo shows elephants forming a protective circle during a 5.2-magnitude quake—proving again how emotionally intelligent they are.
📲 Don’t forget to subscribe if you love weekly chaos served with facts. New episodes every week.
00:00 - intro
00:52 - One small step for woman....
06:47 - Meta-opoly
13:17 - A.I lawyer
18:20 - massive Bridge
19:58 - Tariff fatigue'a
21:48 - China again....
23:15 - Best rapid fire so far? also whippings.
25:33- make showers great again
26:08 - Meta traitorrrrr
26:21 - Horrific event.
26:31 - DIRE F*****NG WOLVES BRO
26:45 - ANOTHER HORRIFIC EVENT.
26:52 - Dylan loves elephants.
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By Dylan Page4
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The Most Overdramatic Space Flight in History.
THIS WEEK ON NEEEWWWSSSDDDAADDDDYYYYYY!!!!
🧑🚀 All-Female Space Flight Controversy
Blue Origin launches its first all-female crew, including Katy Perry, but the internet isn’t celebrating—people are calling it performative and a step backwards for feminism.
📱 Zuckerberg Might Be Forced to Sell Instagram
Meta is being sued by the U.S. government in a historic antitrust case that could lead to Instagram and WhatsApp being sold off.
⚖️ AI Lawyer Tries to Argue in Court
A man uses an AI-generated human to represent him in court—until the judge shuts it down live. Can AI actually replace lawyers?
🌉 China’s Insane New Bridge
China is building the highest suspension bridge in the world—twice the height of the Eiffel Tower and drilled into the side of a mountain. It’s nearly finished.
💼 US-China Tariff War Update
The trade war escalates as tariffs bounce back and forth. Markets are rattled, exemptions are confusing, and everyone’s wondering what happens next.
💨 China Tells Lightweight People to Stay Indoors
Chinese media warns people under 50kg (110lbs) to stay inside due to typhoon-level winds and sandstorms sweeping through northern China.
🚿 Trump Signs ‘Make Showers Great Again’ Order
Trump rolls back Obama-era water restrictions, saying it takes him “15 minutes to wet his hair.” Yes, seriously.
📉 Meta Whistleblower Drops Bombshell in Congress
A former Meta exec testifies that Facebook actively worked with China to help suppress content and share user data.
🎶 Dire Wolves Are Back??
Scientists announce they’ve successfully revived the dire wolf species after 10,000 years of extinction.
🚁 Helicopter Crash in NYC
A tourist helicopter crashes into the Hudson River, killing all 6 on board. Authorities investigate what went wrong.
🐘 Elephants React to Earthquake
Footage from the San Diego Zoo shows elephants forming a protective circle during a 5.2-magnitude quake—proving again how emotionally intelligent they are.
📲 Don’t forget to subscribe if you love weekly chaos served with facts. New episodes every week.
00:00 - intro
00:52 - One small step for woman....
06:47 - Meta-opoly
13:17 - A.I lawyer
18:20 - massive Bridge
19:58 - Tariff fatigue'a
21:48 - China again....
23:15 - Best rapid fire so far? also whippings.
25:33- make showers great again
26:08 - Meta traitorrrrr
26:21 - Horrific event.
26:31 - DIRE F*****NG WOLVES BRO
26:45 - ANOTHER HORRIFIC EVENT.
26:52 - Dylan loves elephants.
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices