Avian expert Jeremy Kaplowitz and his bird-brained pal Kris Casey get together to rank the Earth's most powerful birds. Eagles, penguins, and everything in between. Who has the most delicious eggs? Who has the hottest chicks? Who has most detachable corkscrew dicks? Right wing or Left wing? Wingspan or Lifespan? What are Cockadoodledoos and don'ts? Flock around and find out