Jill is our Met Gala historian! We spend a long amount of time going over our favorite and least favorite looks from this year's Met Gala. Ryann lists some celebrities that she doesn't like and has no reason for not liking them! Ryann doesn't know what Stella McCartney looks like or who her mother is! Jill provides us with a Rust legal update. Ryann started watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and no one in it is British! Sofia Richie got married, nuptials brought to us by Chanel. Lorelai Gilmore is unprofessional as hell! Jill wants her Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell information on the record. CANCEL MY FAIR LADY, Professor Higgins doesn't deserve to live!! Dear John Mulaney, as our mother used to say "we are off of your train." The United States has no money! President Joe Biden is running for re-election, have you heard? Kamala, lose my number. Tom Sandoval is probably experiencing a psychotic break and is learning how to make bracelets! Jared Leto and his bad dick get around and star in many films. We're so Staten Island, it's not even funny.