This week, the girls take a deeeeep dive into their issues with the Twilight Saga, and the PTSD they have from the outfits they wore inspired by the movie. They decide that they are now Team Carlisle and that Jacob and Edward are toxic. Once they get that out of their system, Jordan tells the horrific story of the murder of Judith Barsi, the voice of Ducky in 'The Land Before Time,' and Anna (sleepily) rages.